What to get your MAN for Valentine’s Day

Here it is.

What to get him this year:

1. Nothing, he should get you stuff
2. Jk, Everything
3. BJ
4. If you’re not there in person, get him a hooker…with a whip…and handcuffs
5. Or just a flight to you

Okay, here is my real list – or you can use the list above:

1. Chocolate because…well you can eat it if he doesn’t
2. Cologne? He needs to smell good on your date – whether it be a couch date or a dinner date
3. Make him a sandwich or dinner – hungry boys, am I right?
4. Make a card, it’ll be so much fun…or it’ll just be funny to receive
5. Tell him you’ll watch him play video games (you can paint your nails)
6. Coffee to wake up to
7. A cozy night in

What I actually am getting:

1. Cologne. So hot.
2. A teddy bear. Hilarious.
3. A huge chocolate kiss. Adorable factor plus it’s edible.

What do you guys think? What are you gifting?

P.S. I hate pink.